The Erstwhile Intruder thought of a great idea for a contest. Everyone should post their suggestion for worst song ever recorded, and after there are enough entries, I will create a poll with the top 5 worst selections, and everyone can vote on the absolute worst. The runner up and winner will be featured on an upcoming episode of the EIRP. So I'm running a test poll to figure out how to make poll happen on the website. Even if the test poll recieves an overwhelming vote of No, I'm still going to make the contest. Jerk.
Ok, So to clarify (for some) click the little "comments" link directly below this post, and write in a tune that makes you fruoown...
The poll will not be posted until I have a ton of comments/entries, so start posting. You may post multiple times, and the winner gets a prize!
EDIT 01/16: Game over losers! All you lame ducks missed out on the nomination process. But its ok, you can make up for your inherent laziness by voting! Up top hombre.
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Anything written by U2, ever.
The top three worst songs of recent memory have to be:
1. Gwen Stefani -- Hollaback Girl
2. Fergie -- Fergalicious
3. That new Puff Daddy song where he tries to stand up from the chair but can't because his stereo is so powerful
Oh, and as a close runner up there is:
Fergie -- London Bridge
what if god was one of us, broseph.
the milkshake song made me want to nail my dick to a wall, then run away as fast i could. then return to nail my balls to the wall and repeat.
the worst song ever is by far the milkshake song.
Blue October's Hate Me
ooooo I have another one: Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" and yes that is how she spelled it.
I'm gonna have to add a song that I heard on a radio: "when you were young" by a group of bland and conventional stereotypes called the killers. when i hear that song it makes me want to put an end to music. and entertainment. and fun altogether.
i'm gonna roll with the p diddy thing and do an end zone dance because that ass-clown farts out the most annoying, silliest music i have ever heard and def wins as the douche artist of the universe...let's just pick one song of his where the title is a premonition of failure..."Satisfy You"...you dont even need to hear it to know it will suck...why? you ask...because puff daddy could never satisfy...not a woman, not a listener, not his own appetite for disaster. I HATE THAT MOFO
Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is by far the worst song of all time.
My roommate Lauren hates Margaritaville by that asshole Jimmy Buffett
Also, anything by Tobey Keith, the one when he says "put a boot up their ass". He's tryin to be all american, but really just a jerk ass.
And ofcourse, one of the worst songs of ALL time, Into The Night by Benny Mardones.
i would most likely choose "candy shop" by....50 cent, i believe, if thats what its called. Regardless, anyone who is a victim of modern radio knows the steaming pile of audio shit i'm referring to
Okay, going with the current theme of recent songs London Bridge takes the F'n cake. Next I would have to say, seasonally speaking Jessica Simpson and her man Nick's version of Winter Wonderland forever soils the stocking of Christmas. Of all time, that is something to consider...I have it Eddy Murphy's Party all the time!
"achy breaky heart" by billy ray cyrus sucks donkey
I vote for Milli Vanilli's "Blame It On The Rain.'' This sick 80's balad makes me want to take my own life. Milli and Vanilli should have taken their's after getting busted for not even singing that crap themeselves. I'd BLAME IT on whoever let this song hit the radio waves.
More recently the band Postal Service has released a song called "Recycled Air" that sounds similar to finger nails on a chalk board. There is a synthesizer producing wind/breeze sounds, a music machine that keeps the beat, some random beeping sounds, some violins and the fruity guy from Death Cab For Cutie singing some bumb bump baaaaaa's over and over. Bump bump baaaaaa bump bump bump baaaaaaaaa.
justin timberlake "sexy back". Barf all over my left nut.
Blink 182 - I Miss You
Fallout Boy - Sugar We're Going Down
Any Guns 'n Roses... since they have always sucked.
Kanye's Work Out Plan by Kangay West
not only is it the worst song ever but was my Ex roomate's favorite song that she got drunk to and listened on repeat
anyone who works out to that song deserves to die fat and alone
worst song ever....hands down, "Tub Thumping" by Chubawumba.
just a reminder december 12th is Hanks birthday. I thank is kind of cool the Hank and I share the same birhday my is also december 12th.
i wanna love you by akon and snoop dog is they most brain grinding collection of noise on that planet that could reduce the sex drive of anyone to nothing
"soak up the sun" by sheryl crow is the real reason lance armstrong only has one testicle
the worst song of all time is whatever your girlfriend listens too when you dont tell her what to like.
fall out boy's sugar we're going down"
Evanescence's "My Immortal" or w/e one is on the radio most recently. i dont mean to offend anyone who digs her vocals artistically, but they always sound exactly the same and always make me want to die
Nick La..somethin's "What's Left of Me"
James Blunt's "Beautiful"... woof. This song makes my ears bleed. It's so bad it's only trumped by the baddness of the song's music video. Dear James, when you jump off that cliff in the end, be sure to land on something sharp. Even if you don't put yourself out of your own misery, don't bother climbing back up to the top of the hill. The production crew has packed up, they've pulled the plug on the project altogether. You are free to go.
"The Picture" by Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock is fucking awful.
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